Dear Santa...

I confess to sporting a "Got beer?" doormat myself. Indicative of what will find within. But Santa, please oh please, bring me this barcode doormat.

I promise to be a good boy this year. And not like last year's "good boy" either. We all agreed certain bounds and protocols were broken. But this year, I'm gonna shine!

No, really.

OK, OK. Some what if I'm sorta good this year? Can I have a barcode rug instead?

Barcode, the game!

Well barcodes are everywhere, from tattoos to street art, but a barcode game???

Things get weirder every day, now don't they?

The Easter Bunny does barcodes. Honest.

My how things have changed since I was a kid. Now the damn Easter Bunny is doing barcodes too. When will it stop? Will it ever end??